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Deathrun

• This Thanksgiving-themed Death Run video has a lot of this.
  • During the very first trap, Nogla volunteers to go first, but looks up, to which Vanoss asks why. Nogla replies that he just had a feeling the trap comes from above.... and right as he finishes that the trap triggers, instantly killing Nogla via a lot of sausages to the face.
  • The Diabetes Merry-Go-Round from the same video as above has at least three. The first is from Vanoss:

    Vanoss: (During his first attempt) Oh yeah. Eas- (gets killed when 407 changes the direction of the carousel in front of him.)

  • Nogla's disastrous first attempt:

    Nogla: Haleop! (Gets killed by a Pepsi can before he even lands, causing everyone to laugh) Fuck! I didn't even jump!

  • Basically dies twice here. The first he just goes "AAAARRRGGGHH!" But on the second time:

    Basically: SON OF A BITCH!

  • Vanoss falling off the mushy peas trap, causing him to get launched and hit the ceiling, and Wildcat to break laughing.
  • The guys come up to a trap where they must hop over knives to get to safety. Most of them die at least once due to bad luck or odd hit detection, but then Marcel keeps dying up to 20 times. It ends with Vanoss, Wildcat and Nogla laughing so hard Vanoss hurt his throat, Wildcat hurt his jaw, and Nogla actually cries.
• While messing around before starting a Deathrun match, BigJigglyPanda manages to glitch out his player model, much to the amusement of everyone else. His own giggling when Vanoss tells him to go third person to see it must be heard to be believed.
• This video features a Batman-themed Deathrun map. This isn't funny by itself, but what is funny is the ridiculous plot Delirious made up for it: The Joker has infiltrated the Batcave, and he's changed all the passwords to Batman's porn. ^note As in, the passwords to Batman's porn collection; the passwords weren't changed to "Batman's porn". Marcel almost immediately objects to this.

  Wildcat: Oh no, not Batman's Brazzer account! Shit!
  Basically: I am not playing Deathrun for the sake of saving Batman's porn!

  • Vanoss just rolling with it.

    Vanoss: ALRIGHT!! TIME TO SAVE BATMAN'S PORN!

• The "Escaping Prison!" death run where the crew pretends to be actual inmates.

  Vanoss: You! Across the hall! What are you in for, huh?
  Nogla: IIIII'm in for killing an owl!
  Vanoss: Really?
  Nogla: (Draws rocket launcher) ...Yes!
  Vanoss: Wha- *BOOM!*

• In a Deathrun video with Vanoss, Delirious, Cartoonz and Ohm, there's an amusing scenario involving explosive barrels at the beginning and the end of the video;
  • Firstly, to decide who is Death, the group spawn four barrels and takes it in turns to shoot their respective one - whoever sets their barrel off first is Death. Vanoss manages to set his off with a single shot and wipes the entire group out in the resultant explosion.
  • Lastly, when they decide the map is too cheap for anyone to make it to the end, they just decide to disable gravity and spawn more explosive barrels pretty much everywhere - whoever dies last is the winner. One is set off and, obviously, the entire room goes up in explosive flames. Cartoonz wins.
• In a Mini Ladd Gmod Death Run video, SeaNanners uses the banana model from Peanut Butter Jelly Time in the default position as his player model, which combined with the temple theme of the map, created Banana Jesus. It gets even more hilarious when Nanners decides to introduce his "sermons" with a sad track played with MLG airhorns, and then the "Tactical Nuke Incoming!" quote from Modern Warfare 2, all the while floating in his arms stretched position. This bit then ends with him coming in to a rap that leave the others cracking up.
• Everything about the Youtube Death Run is hilarious on a meta level. Especially all the jokes about Evan carrying everyone's channels. The group is basically roasting themselves.

  Basically: Make a YouTube Channel, dick ride off of Evan's success... (dies) Ohhhh...
  Wildcat: That's all that far that'll get you, bitch.

  • Later in the Deathrun, everyone besides Moo (Who is Death) attaches themselves to Evan... only for him to die due to multiple ragdolls weighting him down and then, a game crash happens.

    Basically: Alright Evan, carry us to victory! Is this what you want to see, subscribers?

  • These two clever jokes Moo pulls off on Terroriser.

    Terroriser: (As Evan's character model holding a Terminator character model) Eh... just be Evan and have Evan carry you to success. (Falls and dies) It didn't work!
    Moo: That's twice now that it hasn't worked.
    (Moments later, Brian manages to escape a trap triggered by Delirious that can crush you with big "Subscribe" bars.)
    Delirious: Terroriser, you dodged all of those subscribers.
    Terroriser: Yeah, I didn't get any subscribers there.
    Moo: Brian is great at dodging subscribers!

  • Unfortunately for Moo, karma later bites him back when he gets "Terrorized" by Brian repeatedly during a Black Ops II game.
  • After Delirious dies during the planning sequence jumps, Brian jokes on Delirious' status
• In this gameplay, Vanoss tries to bait Moo into activating the trap by walking backwards into it then running forward. Moo pretends to have fallen for it but Vanoss realizes that he's lying at the last second. Nogla and Marcel then try to convince Vanoss that Moo really did activate the trap but he refuses to believe them so he jumps back into the trap then out as an act of defiance. The trap was this close to closing in on him but Vanoss was able to escape death, to everyone's shock. Yes, including his.
• This Deathrun map... featuring Donald Trump.
  • Brock and Marcel are at it again with the puns.

    Moo: (Sees a trap featuring Kim Jong-un and Vladimir Putin) I'm 'putin' my money on this one!
    Basically: (As everyone goes through the same trap above) Wait! Wait! Single file line, no 'russian'.

  • One trap drowns out the audio of whoever falls under it. Nogla gets caught in it, making him sound like as though he's in another room, while asking the trap for his happy meal.
  • In a trap where the victim gets "fired" by Trump, Delirious gets caught in it. All of a sudden, Nogla steps too close and gets sucked in as well, which causes Delirious to unintentionally kill him.
  • Wildcat once again performing his hilarious dissing of Trump.

    Wildcat: (Mockingly uses a dimwitted voice in front of a vandalized image of Trump) I am the president of 'Murica. To the people of 'Murica. You are in good hands!

  • At one point, the guys decide to vandalize a picture of Trump on the map. On Wildcat's perspective, there is one moment where he decides to use his crowbar to give one picture of Trump a mustache.
  • The fact that there's a Donald Trump player model in the game is funny on its own.
• This Crash Bandicoot Deathrun video has quite a few notable funny moments.
  • Nogla walking off a trap and dying by not looking where he was going. He follows it up by noclipping past the trap, only to get killed by the same trap while he does.
  • Mini's constant shriek of "woah", mimicking Crash's... while also putting the "woah" gif of Crash on his facecam each time he says it.
  • At the very start, Anthony walks straight into the open ahead of the others and stays put. Cue a big hole out of nowhere!
  • Nogla again. This time by Mini Ladd. He immediately assumes that Mini will go after him in one trap and jumps after Scott. Cue Mini activating the trap and killing Nogla.
    • Mini does it again in the next trap straight after the first one, much to Nogla's annoyance.
• Marcel and Evan taking on ANOTHER Thanksgiving map.
  • Marcel having flashbacks with the knives trap. He even tries physgunning the knives away, only to be killed by the entity data.

    Vanoss: You just made them invisible now!

  • Marcel shoving the knife into the turkey's rear at the end.

    Basically: I am a fucking manchild and I've never seen one.

• During a Valentine's Day edition of Death Run, Wildcat botches up passing through a trap he had no trouble with prior, dying twice. Vanoss tells Wildcat that he has no more lives (he had one remaining, but Vanoss was being Vanoss there) and Wildcat replies that he still has... Right as he walks into a trap in front of the group, killing him and taking his remaining life.

  Vanoss: You have no more lives for this entire video!
  Wildcat: I do too, pussy lip- (falls).

• Brian extremely upset at Evan that there's no flag of him up on the wall because he thinks he's "not important" in the Vanoss Winter Olympics 2018 death run map.
  • In the same video is LEGIQN suddenly changing into Marge Simpson and tries to imitating her voice... only to sound like a "local pedo in the park," as Brian puts it. LEGIQN rolls with the idea.
  • From this video onward, it became a running gag for Brian to get shafted with shitty "memorabilia" in every map
• Basically referencing the Roll Safe meme... then asking where it's from, only knowing it involves a black man and has a finger to the side of his head.
• In this tower deathrun map, Vanoss notes how Mini, Nogla and Marcel falling to their deaths while on a platform was like what happened in Die Hard. Nogla then asks if Tom Cruise in the movie, only to say seconds later that he's pretty sure he was, which leads to the others to hilariously correcting him that Tom Cruise was not in the movie.

  Nogla: (Genuinely interested and confused) I gotta watch Die Hard now.

• After several maps of not having proper memorabillia in the Death Run maps, Brian finally gets a giant sign in his honor he also gets a self destruct button for the sign, which he discovers by accident (and a little prodding from Vanoss) and flips his shit the second he sees what happened to his poor sign
• In a Fake Thanksgiving map, Delirious asks Terroriser if he's Australian. The Irish Terroriser complains that people often mistake him for one, but Delirious clarifies that he's referring to his Arnold skin, who is Austrian.
• There is a Skribbl.io-themed map in Deathrun.
  • Even in a Skribbl.io-themed map, there were still plenty of Homers, many of which are of Off-Model designs just like how they were drawn in the videos. And every single trap is a Homer.
  • The long spinning Homers were referred to by Nogla as breadsticks.
  • At the last trap, Delirious wonders if the Homer amalgamation has a penis, as he points out the rather phallic shape at the bottom of the obstacle. Cue Nogla (who was Death) being distracted by this and Terroriser barely avoiding the trap's lasers. When the other two survivors, Vanoss and Moo, successfully get past it, Nogla demands the trap to be reset, only for him to be killed by Terroriser no-clipping and reactivating the trap.
• Playing a The Matrix themed deathrun, complete with a throwback to the old Matrix skits.
  • The elevator scene skit from an old GMod video gets revisited years later, to hilarious results:
    • The first sequence opens to the same setup... but Terroriser doesn't respond to the elevator immediately, leaving incredibly long dead silence until Vanoss, in a fit of concealed laughter, reminding him it's his cue as he also cracks up.
    • The Terminator makes an appearance again, but this time, he's in the right movie, with the proper setting being a post-apocalyptic future. He promptly gets shot by his brethren shortly afterwards.
    • Hagrid greeting with "Your Faggio, Mr. Anderson", complete with him riding a Faggio, subverting the original gag. He was also about to Double Subvert it, but got killed off by the delayed C4.
  • The "red pill, blue pill" skit, complete with various absurd snow-clones far from the original intent.

    Terroriser: Is this the only Matrix joke we have?

  • Vanoss messing around with the slow-mo to screw over his friends as they attempt to clear the obstacles.
  • In general, the various times and ways they end up killing each other, which gets to the point where they repeatedly try to get back on track with the video only to quickly go Off the Rails again.
  • By the end, Delirious sets up the supposed end to the fourth Matrix movie to showcase to the others after finding the Deathrun ending anti-climatic. While setting up, a few mishaps on Delirious' end led to at least two off-screen explosions, the others finding the lack of context hilarious and just let their imagination take the wheel.
• The Amber Heard Trial Map has Vanoss bring in a new way to determine who will be death. A bottle that plays spin the bottle when hit and kills whoever it lands on. The last one standing would be Death.
  • In the first round, it looks like it's going to land on Moo and then proceeds to slowly turn 180 degrees and kill Terroriser. The second round then proceeds to point at where Terroriser is standing from his spot in the corner, and then kills him. The Third time, Terroriser stays dead so the bottle won't shoot him… only for the bottle to point as his corpse, and proceeds to kill him once he comes back to life. Terroriser can only sigh as he resigns himself to be Death.
  • From then on it became a running gag in the video for Vanoss or someone else to randomly use the bottle and have it kill Terroriser.
  • And then finally, at the end of the video, Brian is ranting on how "lucky" Vanoss was to discover the bottle for "a Nice easy bit" Vanoss just shrugs and says "I mean it wasn't easy it had to be programmed." In which case Terroriser (finally) puts it all together and figures out that the bottle was indeed programmed only to kill him.

Guess Who

• The Running Gag of the Sudoku power-up, complete with the player loudly shouting SUDOKU!
  • One time Vanoss charges an opposing player with the same war-cry, only to turn into a barrel prop upon getting into the hunters view. Even better, the hunter wound up dying in spite of Vanoss leaving himself vulnerable.
• WHACK A MOLE!!! THE POKEMON EDITION!!!
  • In the same session, Vanoss trolling Daithi and Basically by disguising himself as one of the hunters.
• Evan trolling Tyler hard by pretending to be a hunter in Gmod Guess Who.
  • The context is even more funny. The objective of Guess Who is to disguise yourself as one of the many NPC's so the hunter will not suspect you're a real person and kill you. However, it turns out one of the many special abilities in this game is disguising yourself as a hunter. Evan had tagged one of the hunters without being spotted, granting him the power. He then went back to where Tyler was. Tyler, without a second thought, uses a Sudoku in the hopes of killing the "hunter". However, when he sees Evan's name and realizes what happened, he almost immediately rage-quit the game.
• During one session of Guess Who where a majority of NPCs are from Mario, the Hunters are Waluigi and they're in a Mario-themed CSGO map, Vanoss dances close-by Wildcat. Tyler looks at Evan doing so not once, but twice and somehow doesn't recognize this as an action indicating that's not normal NPC behaviour. What makes it even more funny is not only Basically and Vanoss' bewildered/humored reactions, but also how Evan even goes up to him and calls out his name as the round ends, all with Wildcat not realizing Vanoss was the Dr. Mario dancing until he told him.
  • Wildcat suffered the ultimate embarrassment. Too embarrassing for him to put it in his video. He was the only one to leave it out.
  • In the same video, Wildcat ends up getting himself killed, which Vanoss saw. His response? To dance on top of Wildcat's body before booking it. Tyler's frantic reaction just sells it. Wildcat's reaction to dying at that point is also worth a mention.

    Wildcat: AAAOOOOOO, pussy-lips!

• In this office map, Delirious and Vanoss suspect Terroriser in disguising as himself (the Terminator) to avoid being spotted. He tries to deny it, but Delirious appears in front of and shoots him. Terroriser then yells loudly if they could just give him 10 minutes of content.
• Wildcat's version of the Game of Thrones intro which he comically sings after Vanoss finds him.

  Wildcat: (Becomes a dragon) Fly away! Fly away! FLY AWAAAAAAAY!

  • Also worth mentioning Wildcat's hilarious death scream when he's gunned down.
• Terroriser tricking the hunters into thinking an NPC is him. They berate and toy with the NPC while Terroriser plays along. They only realize it's not him when Wildcat dies while trying to kill the NPC.

Hide & Seek

• This is why you shouldn't taunt people.
• This brown little number from GMOD Hide and Seek, thanks to Sp00n. "I'M! POOPING! "
• This Hide and Seek video has one particularly hilarious moment near the end. Delirious shows everyone a subway train that takes them to a whole new part of the map to show them something that turns out, to the dismay of Terroriser, to be a huge poster down an alley that says "Arnold for President"
• During a Hide and Seek round, Basically - confident he has a great spot - leads an increasingly incredulous group through a maze of subway tunnels for a minute and a half. Through sheer dumb luck, they manage to pick a route that takes them back to the map's surface directly in front of the seekers.
• At one point in the Shopping Cart Edition of Hide and Seek, a cornered Delirious somehow gets past Wildcat and Vanoss, runs all the way toward an elevator, quickly presses the button and starts laughing at his perfect escape... Until the elevator opens, revealing Vanoss was waiting for him at the other floor.
  • "I've been shoppin' at the shooooppin' maaaall~...!"
• Vanoss finding Delirious in Cowboy Hide and Seek. Especially how the music stops as Delirious realizes he's a goner.
• In the Twerking Hide and Seek, Vanoss and Delirious go through a vent hidden under a bed expecting to find a great hiding spot. Instead, they find themselves right at the beginning of the room. What sells it is Vanoss' reaction as he realizes what happened, all while silly music plays in the background.
• The Pool Floaty Party Edition has some notable laughs to go around.
  • Nogla, Marcel, Delirious and Moo gathering together to try and push Vanoss, who is the seeker, to the pool. By the time the seeker is allowed to move, he ends up blasting off to the sky and down to the ocean.
  • Delirious once again being a Magnificent Bastard by being able to tag Moo, Marcel and Nogla near the end of the round. Serves as a Moment of Awesome for him for being able to sneak from behind them, Brian and Vanoss without being noticed and fooling them to believe that he was still in the jail cells. Not to mention that the others were pretty much messing with him throughout the rest of the round before it.
    • Worth mentioning are both Brock and Vanoss' hilariously girlish screams as soon as they find Delirious next to them.
  • Vanoss' trying to escape Terroriser, Nogla, Delirious and Marcel... only to run into Brock. Special mention goes to him saying "JUKES!" as though he sneezed, which Terroriser lampshades.
• The 2018 St. Patrick's Day video, where the guys play around with the running animation for the drunk/caught characters, which nearly bends them in two when they move.
  • Delirious mispronouncing the word 'alcohol', turning it into 'al-ca-hot-ma-halls'.
• Moo and Delirious find the Watermelon Fun Zone.
• To celebrate Marcel's long-awaited return to the gang after playing with other YTbers, Evan and Brian create a skit based on John Wick. Like all other skits they make, it quickly devolves into a mess with ad-libbing, breakout laughter, and roasting of one another, particular about Marcel in this case.
  • Terroriser adlibs about how Basically returned to the gang with the constant mentioning of...pencils. Vanoss thankfully stops him.

  Terroriser/Viggo: And then my son, a few months after his channel dies, goes and steals his pencil and kills his fucking pencil. Then invites him to play Gmod Hide and Seek....with a FFFFFFFFFFFFFUCKING PENCIL.

  Terroriser/Viggo:...I love pencils.

  (Vanoss and Terroriser begin laughing at the skit's stupidity)

Prop Hunt

• In this Prop Hunt video, Wildcat and Terroriser (props) decide to troll Vanoss, Moo, and Delirious (hunters) as they bumble around a room trying to find them.
  • The next round, ^note Teams swap between rounds. the three don't even change props as they hide behind a secret door underneath a staircase. The round ends in under two minutes.
  • The round after that, Terroriser and Wildcat (props again) go right back to the same spot, but this time Vanoss, Delirious, and Moo (hunters) know that they mentioned something closing, so Delirious says they go back to the same room and "spam E ^note the default keybind in GMod and most first-person games in general for interacting with something; e.g. picking up props or opening doors on everything". The trolling continues as Wildcat says they're inside the computer screen, suggests that they're somewhere that the hunters can't get to, and laughing their asses off all the while. Delirious eventually finds that Wildcat and Terroriser are rubber duckies in a bathroom hidden behind a secret door. They were able to mess with the hunters because the door was see-through from their side.
• This video has a few moments. Notable examples are:
  • Moo (as a prop) engaging in a ridiculous, roundabout chase with Nogla (as a hunter) with the only thing keeping the two away is a couch.
  • Continuing with the Running Gag, Delirious suddenly dies walking over a bottle and his model faceplants on the floor. He dies on the same bottle again in a later round which Wildcat and Nogla lampshade.
  • Nogla's attempt to hide on top of a truck at the Hunters' spawn point. It goes very well.
  • Wildcat getting scared by Delirious. This happens due to Vanoss retreating from Terroriser and Delirious. Wildcat remained where he was at and when he mistakes the person opening the door as Vanoss, once it swings open it turns out to be Delirious and Wildcat starts panicking. Of course, that person being Delirious, once he starts shooting at Wildcat, he ends up dying due to randomly shooting everything but Wildcat, who was a watermelon.
• In this video (Filing Cabinet Jukes!), out of all things that Delirious could have screamed when he was killed, he screamed "YAHOO!"
• The YouTube Office Edition.
  • Everyone manages to find at least one item dedicated to them (such as a portrait of Moo and Lui posing in the same manner as Vincent Vega and Jules Winnfield from Pulp Fiction, a slightly opened box labeled as "Not A Terroriser Spot", a wanted poster with Wildcat in it and a random doodle with Nogla's head drawn on it)... everyone but Marcel, who then complains about it.
  • Moo having the audacity to hide in front of an old man cut-out while disguised as an old man, and almost gets away with it. Vanoss and Wildcat only notice after he begins to laugh.
  • On Nogla's perspective, while Vanoss, Tyler and Marcel were searching for Brian, the latter asks Vanoss not to shoot his rocket launcher. The next time Vanoss appears on-screen, a huge text saying "I have a rocket launcher. Your argument is invalid" appears over his head.
• In this video, Wildcat gets disconnected from Discord. When he reconnects:
• Wildcat often makes fun of Nogla or Delirious whenever either of the two stumbles on words or phrases. However, in this game, he proves that he's Not So Above It All in regards to misspeaking.

  Wildcat: (After being killed by Ohmwrecker) Dammit! Fuck dude, we were bottles between the couch and the bullet ploof grass! (Realizes what he said as everyone laughs).
  ...
  Vanoss: (Unable to speak with laughter) B- b- b-
  Wildcat: SHUT THE FUCK UP! It was a little dyslexia moment all right, chill out!

• Terroriser is such a tryhard in one match, that the sound of glass breaking makes him go full Terminator.
• At one point during the roller-skating rink session of Prop Hunt, Nogla tells Delirious that Terroriser is an explosive barrel in a small room full of them. Delirious immediately falls for it and blows them all up, only to realize that he screwed up just before his avatar dies.
  • In another round with Nogla and Terroriser as props, they jokingly suggest that Vanoss and Delirious go up to the secret sex room and act out a scene from fanfiction in exchange for a hint to Terroriser's location. Vanoss switches to the SMG and deliberately starts shooting one of the arcade games, killing himself in seconds.
• Everyone's reaction to what they find behind this door.
• Vanoss and Wildcat find a milk carton and, declaring it to be SMii7y since his player model is a giant one, drop it off the second story of the building they're in. By sheer coincidence the real SMii7y just so happens to die of fall damage at the exact same time, the serendipity sending everyone into hysterics.

Scary Maps

• Whenever Nogla is killed for absolutely no reason.
  • Taken Up to Eleven in one GMOD Scary Map video (the one that introduced the 'cocktus') where Nogla is relentlessly spawn-killed for a good minute just to entertain his peers.
    • Said episode keeps ramping up the dickery. Midway through, they lock him in a trap room, leaving him to fight a bunch of zombies alone. He succeeds, but upon opening the door, Wildcat kills him. Almost immediately after, Wildcat is killed by some flying debris from the map.

      Wildcat: Whadder doin' here, Nogla?
      Vanoss: What happened in here, man?
      Nogla: I was tryin' to survive, but then I met this prick, and I died.
      (Debris flies everywhere as the guys freak out and Wildcat is killed.)
      Nogla: THAT'S WHAT YOU GET, BITCH! THAT'S WHAT YOU GET!

• Their adventure through a GMod Scary Map. At one point Mini Ladd turns into a creepy character named Pablo and begins talking about how he kidnapped a busload of children and did... unspeakable things to them. Eventually everyone gets creeped out and Vanoss responds by blowing up the entire room with himself in it.

  Nogla: I think you did everyone a justice there.

  • From the same map, Vanoss accidentally kills an NPC who presumably would've told them where a keycard they needed to proceed was. After backtracking to the door the keycard would've unlocked, Mini decides to open the door by completely covering both it and the lock in C4. It goes well.
    • The solution? Pull the door out of place via physgun. ^note Subverted in Nogla's view, where they actually find the keycard.
• During a session of Gmod Scary Maps the crew comes across the corpse/ragdoll of a woman (who's actually Lucy from Elfen Lied) who was recently murdered and they all start showing some concern, except Evan.

  Vanoss: Let's just take the fucking wood.
  Everyone starts cracking up
  Vanoss: Who cares? We didn't know her.

  • To top it all off, Nogla decided to take the corpse along with them, claiming she's his girlfriend, complete with an animation of Nogla casually carrying the corpse around with the physics gun. The other players could not hold their laughter.

    Nogla: She doesn't talk; like, what better could you ask? ...Never decline my advances? Girlfriend. ...She's so flexible, too. Let's just all compliment my girlfriend.

  • "Oh, there's a naked Kylie Minogue here!" Said by Nogla stumbling upon a naked zombie-like creature's corpse.
  • The ending of the map is feeding a black woman a watermelon. "DAS RACIST!"
• In a Gmod Horror Map, the gang get so confused on a maze that they actually have to stop the video, take a screenshot and open it up in paint to plan a path.
• In another Scary map, Marcel forgets what name they use on Tarmen ^note Specifically, humanoid NPCs that are colored black everywhere. (Leon) throughout the video until Evan shows a video clip, from three years ago. Afterwards, Marcel starts calling them Leon correctly.
• The beginning of this video, where Vanoss just rants about the Mortal Kombat movie and how the protagonist just goes on this adventure because some "jacked black dude" gave him a random address due to his his birthmark/scar-thing.

Sandbox

• Their Dragon Ball Z Video had them sent into a riot of Contagious Laughter for a reason. Particularly when it combines Ahnold, Krillin, and an inappropriately-placed jet thruster. To make a long story short, Mini Ladd and Wildcat lost the most shit out of the group.
  • Alternate viewpoints show that right after they unlocked the model, the Terminator model flew into the sun while spinning.
  • The same video features a complete random assembly of random character models like Green Lantern, Nappa, Superman "simultaneously kicking Nappa in the ass while shooting a three-pointer", the Flash, and then someone adds a Yoda right underneath Green Lantern's ass and Wildcat decides to do a Yoda impression right on the spot, strange syntax and all, about Yoda seeing Green Lantern's butt.

    H2ODelirious: What is wrong with us?
    Mini Ladd: What were we doing with our lives to get to this point?!

• Anytime Wildcat's in a video, there's going to be at least one funny moment involving him.
  • Speaking of which, the entire "Go Home Go Bed" skit, which involves Wildcat going through increasingly bizarre locations just to get back home... only to find that his "house" was directly behind where he started walking.
• This GMOD Sandbox video has plenty of laughs to go around:
  • The guys discover a map that has them inside a giant fish tank (or they shrunk down). Hilarity ensues as they accidentally kill one of the NPCs outside the tank, mess around with Wii Remotes, and act like they're playing Wii Sports.

    Nogla: I'm playing Wii Sports.
    Vanoss: Really? What sport are you playing?
    Nogla: Uh, staring contest.

  • The gang visits a Sweet Bro and Hella Jeff-themed map. As per expected, it's littered with death traps, has little to no textures, and is all-around confusing to navigate.
  • On another map, they use all sorts of insane bomb add-ons, most notably a bomb that pushes and pulls physics objects and ragdolls toward and away from it after detonating.
    • Vanoss also spawns in a black hole bomb and passes it off as a thermos of chicken noodle soup.
• Vanoss, Terroriser, Delirious and Nogla trying and repeatedly failing to build a proper sled in this video. While the beginning is mild as it is a race between the four down a snowy mountain, the rest of it is downright hilarious once it goes back to where they got the idea of building a sled from and how they spent "a fucking hour of absolute torture and hell" just to finish one. This is even more funny on the other three's perspectives. Some notable moments are:
  • Terroriser is often on the receiving end of their sled's glitchy rampage.
  • Nogla getting particularly mad at Delirious for putting a diamond pickaxe on the side of his seat on sled. Just the fact that he gets absolutely mad and how he tells off Delirious over this is hilarious.
  • Vanoss isn't safe himself for once. The sled ends up glitching again and seemingly goes off the map. Vanoss turns his back on it after seeing it go off, but as soon as he looks back, it immediately comes back piece by piece and kills him on impact.
• This Gmod Sandbox video has a few notable highlights, such are:
  • Vanoss trying to distract Mini Ladd from the swing in order to jump through it but fails. Points for effort, though Mini admitted to literally ramming his keyboard just to have the swing kill Vanoss.
  • This little dialogue from Vanoss himself:

    Vanoss: (Sees Spinosaurus NPC model) He-Hey! Don't worry! This is a friendly! He, uh, he only eats plants!
    (Delirious walks toward it and dies.)
    Vanoss: And, heh, and old men!

  • Mini Ladd spawning on the other side of the city map and trying to get to the others while avoiding detection from the group of killer Carnotaurus NPC that the others spawned, but now can't get rid of. As he was doing so, another one randomly spawns (likely done by Vanoss) and notices Mini before it turns back. Mini and the others think it's alright until the newly spawned Carnotaurus turns back and begins chasing him, with the other Carnotaurus eventually chasing him as well.

    Vanoss: This is like a "Scooby-Doo!" scene.

  • Vanoss, Delirious, Basically and Mini Ladd swimming... in a lake full of shit. It's best that you see it for yourself.
• Vanoss, Sark, Wildcat and Mini trying to survive in a Zombie Apocalypse. It goes well as you can expect. Some highlights include:
  • The guys setting up camp... in an attic.
  • Sark opening up "The World's Sketchiest Pawnshop" at their "camp".
  • The group gathering together... to talk about their living conditions, Sark's pawnshop scam and only having two left boots.

    Wildcat: I need a right one. I'm sick of it.

  • Vanoss informing the others that he has a C4 which has a blast radius of 2 miles. Hilarity ensues.
  • There's also Vanoss, again, accidentally throwing a grenade inside the RV he, Mini and Wildcat were camping in against the zombie horde. As soon as the three see it, Wildcat just straight up books it but Mini gets caught in the explosion and dies. Somehow Vanoss survives dying.
• Vanoss, Nogla, Delirious, Marcel and Ohm doing a ''Who Wants To Be A Millionaire'' skit.
  • Worth mentioning are the fact that at some points in this video, the guys end up miscommunicating with one another to hilarious degrees.

    Delirious: (Reacting to the question Nogla gets) Damn.
    Vanoss: Oh shit...
    Nogla: Don't shout the answer!
    Vanoss: We said "oh shit".
    Nogla: No, Delirious was shouting "A".
    Delirious: I said "damn", the hell are you talking about?

• From one of their oldest Gmod videos is the "Elevator Source", where Vanoss, Brian, Cody and Delirious spend most of the video inside an elevator going through different floors with different surprises but all with good giggles in store.
• This video where they try to make a Michael Bay movie. The first attempt fails after the C4 being held by the ninja turtle explodes and fails to activate the rest of the bombs. As Vanoss tries to solve the problem by covering the ninja turtle in C4s, he accidentally throws one onto a bomb and causes the entire map to explode.

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Source: https://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Funny/VanossGamingAndCompanyGarrysMod

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